"tu puta madre" means "you’re wonderful and gorgeous" in spanish and i think thats absolutely beautiful
I wanna be a giant, ancient dragon. The kind that brave adventurers seek out for sage knowledge and advice. The kind that is confused for a giant rock or even a hillside. The kind that has plants and animals growing and living on its back.
Except all the plants are really dank weed and I’m a huge stoner.
"Oh ancient dragon, what advice can you give me?"
"hit this shit lol"